Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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