Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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