Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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