Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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