I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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