I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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