You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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