You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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