Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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