My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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