theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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