if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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