On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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