I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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