I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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