If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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