so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
this beer tastes like vomit already
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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