god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my shit smells like andre
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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