ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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