We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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