Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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