I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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