i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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