He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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