I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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