Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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