can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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