I hope mine doesn't look like that
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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