no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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