don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
