but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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