when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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