I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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