I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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