wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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