it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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