Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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