dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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