I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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