Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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