I'm lost and stupid without you.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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