It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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