last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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