I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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