What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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