i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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