I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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