so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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