why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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