Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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