Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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