come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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