Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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