out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
ok first of all what the fuck
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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