just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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