So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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