i barfeds in our rink
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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